Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. I hate moving - it makes me want to grab God by the balls and whip him into submission until life stops sucking.
It's because I'm sexy. I get it now. I can't have it all. There has to be a downfall somewhere, right? RIGHT? I really want to go stand in traffic with a cantaloupe on my head in a wedding gown and roller skates.
At least then I would get carted off to the funny farm and get good drugs.
I need to post some naked pictures. Pronto
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I need boobie love. bad. True story: When I had my third child, we made bailey's shots out of my breast milk with my ex husband and his friends. That shit was DELICIOUS. Tmi??
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if you click that sexy gun toting slut in the sidebar, you will get more boobies.
For freedom.
yer up awfully early.
mmmmmm..........drugs!
nice!
i'm all whacked out on vicodin this morning.
I'm all whacked out on life. I think I will go have a meeting with myself.
apparently my oldest daughter has been up since 7am reading a book. whatta fuckin nerd.
i'm getting a paternity test done on her. that child is far too intelligent to be my spawn.
i'm bored.
who wants to fuck me?
me.
Vixen couldn't help showing you her boobs.
She finds you sexy.
THIS IS A RAID!!!
IDs EVERYONE!
are you...gonna do a cavity search??
*bends over and braces for penetration*
SEARCHING THE INSIDE OF YOUR ASS IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET ME TO STOP SHOUTING!!!
*PENETRATES
...ahhh, well, no harm no foul
That's where I hide my drugs.
I'm willing to share.
*she's such a sharer!
Can I snort a line off your ass?
I hear it's all the rage.
(it's like I'm summoning the Spackler Demon here)
I'm a giver. As long as you line it up perfectly along the crack.
Then can we play with icy hot???
sure sure,
we can use whatever toys, tots, or triggers you please!
I wish I could make more breast milk shots.
Don't give up on your dreams, honey
well this was certainly pleasant to come back to.
happy to serve!
Why are men down here such douchebags???
I give up on em.
because..........well......FUCK TEXAS!
yes. Fuck Texas.
You didn't even comment on Vixen's boobs, she wanted you to have them.
I'm such a humanitarian.
those were human boobs??
I mean, yours are divine.
Everyone knows this.
It's taught in grammar schools.
But the others? Huh, could have fooled me.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
FUCK TEXAS... BACK TO THE CO FOR YOU!
I don't even know where to start! LMFAO!!!!!!!
Uhm....vicodan rocks.
Scumbag, are you still taking volunteers for fuck buddies? *raises hand*
Stealth, I do lurrrrrve that pic...
Am I too late for the cavity searches?
Hey now, what's with the Fuck Texas stuff? Stealth, you just live in the wrong part of it. Sheesh!
(this coming from a Texan who married a Damn Yankee.....uhm...errr....never mind)
you married a member of the band, Damn Yankees?
that's pretty cool!
Helskel, I'd have TOTALLY married Tommy Shaw....
(despite the fact that he is about 5' 2" in platform boots, and I am 5 ' 6" barefoot.....)
I'm 5 feet tall 100 pounds.
Who's down for midgets??
I assume you like my boobs blondage. not the implants on the right.
Note to self....do not go to that doctor for future implants.
I am so taking a trip to Denver. For serious.
How long does pot stay in your system??
Yes Stealthie, I love your lovely, natural boobies. Don't get implants. Ever. You're perfect.
Weed. I miss weed. Haven't smoked in almost a YEAR. I work at a concert venue! Any idea how difficult that has been?!?!?!?!?!
*growl*
I have it on unquestionable authority that weed stays in one's system for exactly... uhm... uh.... shit, i forgot!
Yes, for serious Stealthy... She wants to meet you.
And I want to watch... at first.
Dude that's gay about redwine man.
(passive enabler??)
Blondage: what part of TX are you in?
yes h, passive enabler.
I thought I liked him too.
I guess..uh..
Next.
Helskel, I live in Spring, and work in The Woodlands (all north of Houston). Are you from Texas too?
Stealthie and a chick....? Can I watch too??? *purrrr*
you can join in my pet.
so about the weed...I should be fine, right?
good. maybe they will think I am too awesome for a test.
brb I have to go jump in the shower.
and play with bubbles.
you like that word don't you blondage...
Bubbles. :D
"We are getting together later this year in Austin if all goes well and ..uh...well..."
LMFAO!!!!
In other words...
"If Blondage is not knocked up with quadruplets, we have plans to get together in December".
LOLOLOL
**giggling**
Well Stealth, ya wench, I am kinda on the fence about the word Bubbles, seeing as it is my safe word.....
If I have to say it (ok, more like scream it), I am usually kind of......sore.
LOLOLOL
dude, did I tell you I had to use my safe word last week...
I hadn't told him I had one.
He did that kill bill move with my arm behind my back and I felt it start to pop out of socket and I start shrieking
PAPA SMURF PAPA SMURF!!!
he stopped and went, huh??
I giggled my ass off.
I am going to give him back his shirts tonight.
I wonder if I will get laid.
I doubt it. His roommate hates me.
fucking men. wtf.
I need some Kansas in my life.
Stealthie, I always feel like I have walked in on the middle of a conversation when you type about your love life.
Huh? LOL!
You had me until Pappa Smurf.
But have no idea who you are talking about! Who has a roommate who hates you? The cowboy dude?
yes the cowboy dude...and papa smurf is my safe word...remember??
blondage, i'll need a full spread, nude, portfolio sent to my email before i make determinations on fuck buddies.
me and stealth are gonna fuck some day. i guarantee it.
btw, i'm hung like a mule. stealth can confirm this.
scum is very well endowed...and yes we will know each other in the biblical sense.
I am not sure about much in my life, but uh...this one I know.
I have pics of blondage...just sayin. Most of the boobs I have been posting on the boob site are hers.
I thought of you when I watched that movie 50 first dates Scum.
They kept talking about how the walrus has the second largest man part of all the animals.
I say the first is you.
:)
all this talk of me and stealth fucking is make me want to.......uh......fuck her.
and I need to get laid so bad...
all this talk is doing the same to me.
Our day will happen. Just wait.
Yes silly, I know Pappa Smurf is your safe word. It was after you threw the safe word that I got confused.
:)
Scumbag is hung like a....walrus?
*fans self*
Stealth,
if you want, you can go on a cranberry juice and water campaign to clean out your system...
before the interview.
Ok, you may all continue your fuckings now.
i'm gonna spread stealth like a 4 lane highway.
Ok, I gotta ask.
Stealth? Scumbag? You have some killer chemistry. Why the hell haven't you two met yet?
we're both poor and live too far away. and when she drove through kansas, she missed her fucking exit.
and we also have obligations to our children which live in the areas that we currently occupy.
moral of the story:
don't be poor and have kids.
"....when she drove through kansas, she missed her fucking exit..."
LOL! Sounds like something I would do.
Totally.
ok, that's it.
I demand split-screen, mutual masturbation by stealth and scum.
....annnnd, action!
I was so close too....
I went through Kansas to Colorado.
I can't wait to do him. Wait...have him do me all violently like the whore I am.
um..I didn't just say that.
Don't worry blondage...we will have our day. soon...very soon.
The plan is in motion on my end.
My kids don't have anything to do with my vacations. They just got back from Disney World.
My turn now. Who knew it was in Kansas???
oh and H...I already took a bath and thought of that dirty bastard the whole time.
I uh...have a weird fantasy that I shouldn't discuss here.
I want to occupy scumbag's area.
all 10 inches.
I bet it's like candy.. I heart candy.
scum this is posted for you from vixen....
she really loves you.
"BTW…there is a disclaimer of sorts in my initial paragraph, in the ‘About Me’. It clearly states that everyone must play nice here. I don’t *do* drama. I avoid confrontation. I know there are people out there who thrive off of it. But it is SO. NOT. ME. And if you are going to come to my site and leave shitty, vulgar and/or inappropriate comments….then I am going to delete them. I won’t tolerate that kind of bullshit. This is my site. If you don’t like what I have to say, or what I do….then don’t visit. Simple and easy as that. Ok? Ok"
10 inches......?
*blink*
he's hung. I have proof.
He's so very fond of HNT... perhaps it can be posted in his honor ;)
*boobie nuzzles... boobie love... whatever you want to call it - I'll hook you up if you're in need ;)
xoxox
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